April 2012
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prospitheir:
have you ever gotten to a point in a text conversation where suddENLY EVERYTHING IS CAPSLOCK AND YOU’RE BOTH JUST SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER FOR NO REASON
If Cell Block Tango had been in Season 2 over...
Emma: So, tell me what happened to Artie?
Santana: He had it coming, he had it coming, he only had himself to blame.
Emma: Santana...
Santana: Now, I'm standing in the hallway, at my locker before lunch, minding my own business. Over rolls crippled Artie in a jealous rage.
Emma: Okay....
Santana: "You been doin' my girlfriend?!" he says. He was crazy and he kept on screamin'!
Emma: ...
Santana: "You been doin' my girlfriend!"
Emma: ...
Santana: And then he rolled into my knife.
Emma:
Santana: He rolled into my knife ten times.
Emma: I think I have a pamphlet for that.
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aliquid-aliquis replied to your chat: Mum: Are you still with Sarah? Me: No, we stopped…
YAY SHE IS GETTING BETTER THAT IS AWESOME. Mum said the whole ‘try boys’ thing for a while, but hey. She gave up.
It’s so strange, y’know, talking about girls with her. BUT I DON’T EVEN CARE BECAUSE PROGRESS IS PROGRESS. :D
Harry Potter series from Hermione's point of view:
nuclearmedicine:
Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A Crisis
Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A Crisis
Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A Crisis
Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A Crisis
Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A Crisis
Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A...
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nevillelongbadass:
a girl from your school’s blog
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picture of a burger and fries
picture of a couple holding hands
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retrogradevenus:
nutty-acorn:
Mayan calendar you say? End of the world you say? I would really like to see the apocalypse try and stop me from watching the third series of Sherlock. I really would.
Had this very discussion just this morning.
Mum: Can I borrow your laptop?
Me: *Deletes History*
Me: *Logs out of tumblr*
Me: *Double checks deleted history*
Me: *Close Chrome*
Me: *Open Internet Explorer*
Me: Sure
I lost a follower. WELL FUCK YOU. I’M FABULOUS.
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theasianman0330 replied to your chat: Mum: Are you still with Sarah? Me: No, we stopped…
D:< I WAS YOUR ONLY EXPERIENCE WITH A GUY. MY FEELINGS. HURT.
Apparently being 14 makes you immature. GOD, SHE’S SO INCONSIDERATE.
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Oh my god. My mum wants me to date a boy. What if I bring Matt home and introduce him as my boyfriend. Would that solve the problem? Because Matt is lovely and will win her over.
oh i see how it is
bears can hibernate and it’s a “part of nature”
but when i do it’s “creepy” and “antisocial”
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Mum: Are you still with Sarah?
Me: No, we stopped going out awhile ago.
Mum: Oh, are you still into girls then?
Me: Yeah.
Mum: Oh okay.
Me: Still disappointed?
Mum: No, I don't care either way, I just want you to experience boys too. Boys your age are stupid and immature, so I hope you're with an older boy if you do decide to date one.
i wanna play rugby for the all blacks just so i...
the-girl-with-the-ice-heart:
richiemcthor:
This is the greatest thing I have ever reblogged.
Ditto.
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all i want in life is to
lose weight
eat
do you see my problem
