prospitheir: have you ever gotten to a point in a text conversation where suddENLY EVERYTHING IS CAPSLOCK AND YOU’RE BOTH JUST SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER FOR NO REASON
If Cell Block Tango had been in Season 2 over...
Emma: So, tell me what happened to Artie?
Santana: He had it coming, he had it coming, he only had himself to blame.
Santana: Now, I'm standing in the hallway, at my locker before lunch, minding my own business. Over rolls crippled Artie in a jealous rage.
Santana: "You been doin' my girlfriend?!" he says. He was crazy and he kept on screamin'!
Santana: "You been doin' my girlfriend!"
Santana: And then he rolled into my knife.
Santana: He rolled into my knife ten times.
Emma: I think I have a pamphlet for that.
aliquid-aliquis replied to your chat: Mum: Are you still with Sarah? Me: No, we stopped… YAY SHE IS GETTING BETTER THAT IS AWESOME. Mum said the whole ‘try boys’ thing for a while, but hey. She gave up. It’s so strange, y’know, talking about girls with her. BUT I DON’T EVEN CARE BECAUSE PROGRESS IS PROGRESS. :D
Harry Potter series from Hermione's point of view:
nuclearmedicine: Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A Crisis Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A Crisis Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A Crisis Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A Crisis Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A Crisis Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A...
nevillelongbadass: a girl from your school’s blog picture of a starbucks frappuccino picture of weed picture of a girl in a bikini picture of a cartoon disney movie picture of a burger and fries picture of a couple holding hands your blog gay gay gay gay crying gay gay
retrogradevenus: nutty-acorn: Mayan calendar you say? End of the world you say? I would really like to see the apocalypse try and stop me from watching the third series of Sherlock. I really would. Had this very discussion just this morning.
Mum: Can I borrow your laptop?
Me: *Deletes History*
Me: *Logs out of tumblr*
Me: *Double checks deleted history*
Me: *Close Chrome*
Me: *Open Internet Explorer*
I lost a follower. WELL FUCK YOU. I’M FABULOUS.
theasianman0330 replied to your chat: Mum: Are you still with Sarah? Me: No, we stopped… D:< I WAS YOUR ONLY EXPERIENCE WITH A GUY. MY FEELINGS. HURT. Apparently being 14 makes you immature. GOD, SHE’S SO INCONSIDERATE.
Oh my god. My mum wants me to date a boy. What if I bring Matt home and introduce him as my boyfriend. Would that solve the problem? Because Matt is lovely and will win her over.
oh i see how it is bears can hibernate and it’s a “part of nature” but when i do it’s “creepy” and “antisocial”
Mum: Are you still with Sarah?
Me: No, we stopped going out awhile ago.
Mum: Oh, are you still into girls then?
Mum: Oh okay.
Me: Still disappointed?
Mum: No, I don't care either way, I just want you to experience boys too. Boys your age are stupid and immature, so I hope you're with an older boy if you do decide to date one.
i wanna play rugby for the all blacks just so i...
the-girl-with-the-ice-heart: richiemcthor: This is the greatest thing I have ever reblogged. Ditto.
all i want in life is to lose weight eat do you see my problem